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I Dream In Retro I Dream In Retro

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

The first scene is my favourite

Why does this remind me of the game "Deja Vu" for NES? Ive had a few video game induced dreams/nightmares. Although I never recall winning or game overing. Maybe dreams are the real games and life is the only game worth succeeding in. yup.

Family Farm Family Farm

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Greatest thing Ive seen on newgrounds in awhile

Fresh sweet short. Mmmmm fresh sweet shorrrtenninnggg...ughhghghgh

Zelda - Target Zelda - Target

Rated 2 / 5 stars

OK...heres what I THINK

So the animation was good, sound was good...except the bird noises sounded like u were foop foop fooping in the mic xD. Its just that the "random" jokes have escalated to weirder more absurd proportions. For example. Maybe if Navi was helping Link aim at the target, then Navi was stuck to the arrow,she went flying past the target hitting Tinkerbell and they had a wrestling match in pudding wearing bikinis. THAT would of been Random. You just got some gay ass fooping bird ~.~

Recent Game Reviews

Super Adventure Game Land Super Adventure Game Land

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Its the perfect game in the sense that everything is there, A badass character that saves the day, antagonists, shops to buy some sick weapons. The bow?? AWESOME!! The bomb?? Stupendereficious. Its all there and delivered perfectly, concise and to the point that anyone can figure out. Except the guy whos asking how to jump when theres nothing to jump.... ;)

On a different note, this formula is the basis to all games. Its sad to think how many countless games Ive played that were hyped up to the nuts stating "original masterpieces" or "unforgettable" There are a few games that do stand out in my mind like Legend of Dragoon and Star Ocean 2nd story (PS1 ftw) but so many are forgotten and a complete waste of time, money and brain cells. For example PIMP MY RIDE and every DYNASTY WARRIORS or crappy ass MOVIE based game. The main reason I play games is for the story and the interaction keeps me interested. Too many games use graphics and engines they run to sell games and its BullshiT. Give me Legend of Dragoon, Chronicles, FF7, Suikoden, Zelda . Ill take these games anyday when people actually gave a rats ass about originality instead of pumping so much crap out like exlax at a fat camp. How many more pokemon games can possibly be crammed into the shelves. There are a few games like Fallout 3, Bioshock, and GTA that have come along that made good, but 3 games out of a 100 is not a great ratio. :(

Anyways, Originality goes a long ways, and thats what I got outta this game, its time to get back to originality, putting time, effort and drawing people into to play them again and again instead of dishing out more crap that will only be played once for 10 minutes and never again. I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed reading what the princess said, lol. 11/10

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squidly responds:

The guy who gave me a 1 for the fact that he couldn't jump needs to learn to actually play the game.

As for your second point, I agree completely. This game was made as a tribute to those games that we forgot, those games that kept it simple, but also kept it entertaining. Nowadays people think keeping it simple is making one button controls or throwing "Wii" infront of a word and making a stupidly boring game populated by heads on stumps, but that's not it. I really think the future of games relies on the independent developer, simply because independent developers are increasingly proving themselves as the only ones that don't fall under the influence of money and make games that are unique and fun.

I enjoyed what you write, mostly because it's true and well written. You captured my emotions, and you captured my feelings.

Irutia : Little Squirrel Irutia : Little Squirrel

Rated 5 / 5 stars

:D Very nice detail

Its really nice to see not every game has to have violence in it. Music is great, colors and art is great. The only thing I can find wrong is the size of the window itself, but I think thats my computer and I give you lots of stars :)

Gretel and Hansel Gretel and Hansel

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Cool game

However I wasnt able to collect all 3 acorns. Well I did collect them all but it was only showing 2/3. I couldnt go any farther. I pushed the button on the cage as soon as i got outta the house and collected the nuts after.

Recent Art Reviews

Empty Bed Empty Bed

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


:P Really good.

VoodooChilde responds:

Thx...hahaha (hands you a towel to wipe away the drool)

SC. #1 - Supermassive SC. #1 - Supermassive

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Im reading the reviews and...

I found this pic in some turds gallery, WTF...lame. Im making an account on there now just to bitch em out. Damn frauds. If he wants to throw hands ill throw hands! Dont make Joe Rogan choke a bitch!!!

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The Bundys The Bundys

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Im watching this show right now, at this moment

Goodjob . I remember watching this show when I was 13 bahahaha scarred for life.

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