Sworrdsman's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Adventure Game Land]

HYPE! HYPE!! HYYYYPE!!!

Its the perfect game in the sense that everything is there, A badass character that saves the day, antagonists, shops to buy some sick weapons. The bow?? AWESOME!! The bomb?? Stupendereficious. Its all there and delivered perfectly, concise and to the point that anyone can figure out. Except the guy whos asking how to jump when theres nothing to jump.... ;)

On a different note, this formula is the basis to all games. Its sad to think how many countless games Ive played that were hyped up to the nuts stating "original masterpieces" or "unforgettable" There are a few games that do stand out in my mind like Legend of Dragoon and Star Ocean 2nd story (PS1 ftw) but so many are forgotten and a complete waste of time, money and brain cells. For example PIMP MY RIDE and every DYNASTY WARRIORS or crappy ass MOVIE based game. The main reason I play games is for the story and the interaction keeps me interested. Too many games use graphics and engines they run to sell games and its BullshiT. Give me Legend of Dragoon, Chronicles, FF7, Suikoden, Zelda . Ill take these games anyday when people actually gave a rats ass about originality instead of pumping so much crap out like exlax at a fat camp. How many more pokemon games can possibly be crammed into the shelves. There are a few games like Fallout 3, Bioshock, and GTA that have come along that made good, but 3 games out of a 100 is not a great ratio. :(

Anyways, Originality goes a long ways, and thats what I got outta this game, its time to get back to originality, putting time, effort and drawing people into to play them again and again instead of dishing out more crap that will only be played once for 10 minutes and never again. I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed reading what the princess said, lol. 11/10

squidly responds:

The guy who gave me a 1 for the fact that he couldn't jump needs to learn to actually play the game.

As for your second point, I agree completely. This game was made as a tribute to those games that we forgot, those games that kept it simple, but also kept it entertaining. Nowadays people think keeping it simple is making one button controls or throwing "Wii" infront of a word and making a stupidly boring game populated by heads on stumps, but that's not it. I really think the future of games relies on the independent developer, simply because independent developers are increasingly proving themselves as the only ones that don't fall under the influence of money and make games that are unique and fun.

I enjoyed what you write, mostly because it's true and well written. You captured my emotions, and you captured my feelings.

[Irutia : Little Squirrel]

:D Very nice detail

Its really nice to see not every game has to have violence in it. Music is great, colors and art is great. The only thing I can find wrong is the size of the window itself, but I think thats my computer and I give you lots of stars :)

[Gretel and Hansel]

Cool game

However I wasnt able to collect all 3 acorns. Well I did collect them all but it was only showing 2/3. I couldnt go any farther. I pushed the button on the cage as soon as i got outta the house and collected the nuts after.

[Jellyman]

Lol jellyman...

...I like clinging to the side of walls like spiderman :)

[3d logic]

Nice

I too got stuck on level 14, nice game though

[Striplings 2060]

Err...

Purple 'n' pink panthers in the laundromat Batman, lock the goat to the freezer and lets blow like leaves. Yeah that about says it.

BoMToons responds:

my thoughts exactly

[2006| The Rambo Bros. 2]

Not bad...

It seemed like the same stuff over and over again though. Reminds me of duck hunt...

[Tattoo Artist]

Great only one suggestion

Instead of a guy stomach how bout a naked chick :P

[Johnny Rocketfingers 2]

Best point n clicker EVER

The graphics are awesome and the game is orgasmic :P The best part is when the pigeon blows up awesomeness

[Clock Slots]

A few flaws...

not a bad game.....if u like winning invisible money. OK first flaw...while the machine is spinning u can click the handle and it pumps more money into the machine.....then when u get down to 0 dollars...if u pump the handle ur money goes UP. lol. better luck next time.